Suddenly distraught friend:
"He kissed me! And his girlfriend was right there. Like, three feet away. Why would someone do that?!"New acquaintance who thinks my jacket is velvety:
"So? My boyfriend and my lover are both here tonight. My boyfriend's fine, but my lover's acting a bit jealous."Before I can say "I know someone you should meet..." the boyfriend (or is it the lover?) closes in and I'm left with the uncomprehending SDF.
"I have no idea. Was he very drunk?"
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