It's got high heels, guns, and vinyl-clad strippers*. It's even got a gratuitous hot Chinese guy pursued by a fembot superagent (though I suspect he may be a Korean in disguise). You can pause and rewind and pause and rewind and pause the part where Jolin does the splits in your face. The only thing that would make this video any better would be if she caught the dude, tore his pants off and they made hot sexay love on the balcony and she tortures him a bit. Whaddaya mean you made better music on your Casio keyboard in 3rd grade? There's music?
I hope this is a James Bond tie-in, otherwise watch out for lawsuits. For bonus points, try not to think about the fact that this is exactly what Victoria Beckham would have done if she were, like, better.
*The faux-bondage outfits are lame. I don't care.
Friday, 25 January 2008
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